E7na lazem na3taref en 3andena sakafa unqiue 3an el kawkab kolo w da bydol enena sha3b mo5talef mobde3 bs da maymna3sh en fi 7agat ghariba gidan!

1- 3adawa ma3 l assenceur. 

Okay, f kol l assenceurat bara mashoftesh mara 7atin l she5 el sha3rawy w enta tale3 aw do3a2 whatever can eh, e7na lazem na3taref enena 3andena mashakel ma3 el assenceur, da kefaya el so2al bta3 “ ta5yal law l assenceur we2e3 bena dlw2ty ?” *emoticon mor3eb.*

2-7abibak geh.

E7na el sha3b el wa7ed en lama ne3raf enak betkrah 7ad by7asol 3ala lakab “ 7abibak

3- 2alak fen?



GPS in Egypt is a great disaster, law sa2alt had fel share3 wenta tayeh akeed hy2ollak “Howa alak feen?” bas ymkin yfedak aktar mn el GPS, bas el so2al b2a tyb ana law 3aref hatoh leh!!

4- 3adadet el 7egara.

Ka3da 3elmya e5tra3ha el masreyn, kol mat3ad3ad el 7egara aktar ttla3 power akatar zy zorar el playstation kda.

5- E2felo w efta7o tany hyb2a kwyes.

Di brdo nazreya masrya 3andena e7na bs, enak lama te2fel ay gehaz kahrab2i w tefta7o tany hayshtghal a7sn b kitir 7ata law kan 3atlan w raye7 f dahya.

6- El sha3b el masry kolo mohalelen reyadyeen.

El sha3b el masry kolo mogarad mytfarag 3ala match kora fel TV by2lb mohalel ryady, plus they are always insulting and ordering the players when they are actually watching the TV!!

7- El tefl l masry has superpowers.

El tefl el masry lama yetdreb bya5od el mwdo3 challenge bykon rado “mawg3etnish” aw “magatsh feya”!

8- El remote fe masr ya5talef 3an l a5aron tamamaaan.


Ay remote f ay beet masry l ghata bta3 el 7egara da bykon daye3 mn senin w ma7desh beyfakar yedwar 3aleh w law sa2lthom haykon radhom “ hwa msh shaghal kwyes yb2a 5alas”.

  9- Shampoo refill.

Awel ma l shampoo ye5las el tabe3i en negeb wa7ed ghero, bs e7na ezay ne3ml kda? La2, e7na nefdal nesta3melo l a5er katra fa nemlah maya w nerogo w neghsel sha3rena b raghawi msh mohem bs felosna matro7sh 3ala l ard!

10- Opaa el shebsheb.

 

Bel nesba lel masryeen moshkila kibira gidan law el shebsheb ma2lob, da ma3anh msh 7elw w lazem ya5od wad3o ka shebsheb bases le fo2!

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